Stephen Lynch & Mark Teich - For me

Live at the El ReyLyrics:The union of a woman and a man,Touching for the very first time;The gentle texture of a hand,True love is always hard to find. And sometimes my penis ain't as hard as wood.And sometimes you're disappointed in my manlihood.I can't take it, please:Fake it for me. The delicate nature of loveCan only make this relationship grow.And though it's sent from heaven above,Things don't always work down belowAnd I know that the porno movies make you feel cheap.And sometimes you finish while I'm fast asleepI can't take it, please: fake it for me. I try so hard to be a man, butYou're so damn hard to pleaseDoesn't help to know your best friendRuns on batteries.I can't take it, please: fake it for me.Even though my love's a little premature,When you call me "Mr. Softee," I get...insecure.I can't take it Please, fake it For me.